And Gyp said "Ouch, how it does hurt
Right where my pants should meet my shirt!"
And Petey said with a wailing roar,
"My, oh my, my stomach's sore!"
And little Percy and Joe and Jake
They said "Ow, ow, what a terrible ache!"
But mother said "It serves you right,
You ought to curb your appetite.
I've told you often and told you true
Explorers don't agree with you."